So you want to go camping but you're tired of those creepy park rangers pointing flashlights and making lewd comments while you fuck in the woods? Come to Camp Alfheim, where those lewd comments will be coming from your friends, instead!
Join us for a 24-hour Spring event (Summer was too damn hot) with optional sleepover in Alfheim's back yard!
Campers can enjoy activities such as pool kayaking (BYO kayak or other floatie), fireside ghost stories, roasting marshmallows, and nerf gun target practice. Classes may include rope tying, safer sex practices, first aid (and first harm!), and more. Explore the Haunted Woods (if you dare), or get called up to the counselors cabin for a rough going over.
The bathrooms should be the only thing you go indoors for.
We’ll be hosting our kinky clothing and equipment swap the first afternoon, and a pancake breakfast in the morning.
Campers can either hunker down in one of the snuggle spaces, sleep under the stars, or bring their own accommodations. Limited tent space, please sign up (with space requirements) if you want to sleep over.
We will have the grill hot, please bring something to contribute!
Please feel free to bring drink items to share in plastic or aluminum containers
All attendees must be vaccinated and boosted; if we do not already have your vax info, please send it to email@example.com
We will be hosting a clothing swap on the tennis court, so please feel free to bring any clothing you would like to sell, trade, or donate
ALL CLOTHING ITEMS MUST BE WASHED
This event is rated Undergarments: Nudity and kink play are welcome at this event. No edge play. Absolutely no one under the age of 21 is to attend.